I've spent much of the last few days in the mysterious Media City, off in ancient Salford, doing what they call "proper work". This hasn't given me much time to see to Otherwhile. As a result, I've decided to let another story have a trot around the Pasture for Elderly Tales. Head over there right now to find one of the very first Otherwhile-ish tales I ever wrote, penned whilst under the influence of Oscar Wilde (to whom I suspect I owe a large apology). It's called "The Heartless Automaton" and you can find it here.